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In the Beginning
In the beginning when the world was still new and boring a cult was formed. This cult was formed by a great great great great great uncle twice removed of none other than the once famous Take That singer Jason Orange! When his great great great great great uncle twice removed Bob Assly was thrown out of his cave from all his other mates he vowed that he would make a cult that not just any one could join but a cult made up of people who would unite as a force and over power every thing that came in there way. And because this was hundreds and thousands years ago this meant taking the sharp pointy stick off the leader but any way and he said "Grunt GGGun ttt Ahh E Oh aa" which roughly translated means "I will call them the Assly Punkers Cult " which was later changed to Punk Ass Cult for personal reasons.

In the End
Since then the cult grew more and more members were joining and the cult was seen as a way for the future but then in 1290 B.C a civil was has held the Punk Ass cult against Normal folk. The war was long and hard but the Punk Ass cult was winning and they all thought the war was theirs. But then one dark and lonely night the leader of the Punk Ass cult played normal folk leader and lost the war in a game in a game of hop-scotch. Because the normal folk didn't want people to know of what happened they burned every book ever written about it told every one to be quiet or else they would be killed. Because of this event the Punk Ass cult was forgotten and no one ever talked about it until thousands of years later a person found a book in the back of his self called "The Little Engine that Could" he read that book he thought it was good and then he turned to the back page where a letter was found it had all what had happened in the war of the Little Big Punk Ass cult and what had happened. This made him think and he soon found lots of hidden books here and there and soon new all there was to know about Punk Ass. He vowed from then on he would re-start Punk Ass Cult and no one would stop him. He some spread the information around and I got hold of the letter saying all about Punk Ass and its ways. But this young man was getting old and soon died (but hey) and so me and my fellow Punk Ass Cult members want to re-start the Punk Ass cult al though it would never happen because who really gives 2 s**ts about it but we do and so did Jason Orange's great great great great great uncle twice removed and hopefully you do! So power to the Punk Ass Cult and power to the people!!! Do not worry the threat of being killed is no longer there because hey who are the normal folk any way?!?